So I haven't been on the texts from last night site in quit some time...because it got boring. Well, I got bored and ended up on the site the other day. Went again today and decided I want to share my 2cents with some of these texts.
(772): You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list. Wow, they are hardcore! Makes me rethink my sexual bucket list, but that seems risky.
(202): You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
(1-202): Thanks, mom. That mom is just AWESOME. Way to kick them while they're down.
(516): nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex That's outside your comfort zone, really? What does a girl have to do to get them to choke harder?!
(732): Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra? Oooo, kinky! Keepin' it classy Jersey!
(334): thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week Is it as much fun as being asked for a threesome 4 times by 4 different guys in one week?
(330): I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned. Sounds like it was worth the near death experience to this girl. Sounds slippery and dangerous to me.
(206): My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in. I say that's how you dress for success.
(502): dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk. So do a lot of other people, myself probably included. Thank you Pavlov and classical conditioning.
(434): i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister. Yeah, that makes things weird.
(732): I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs Yeah, Jersey!! Thumbs up.
(313): I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6. Yeah, me too...
(518): They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower That sounds like something that would happen to me, peach mimosas sound good.
(440): im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology. I'm doing that for now on...but wouldn't that cause you to flinch every time you see a penis and fear it afterwards? Not gonna risk it.
(201): I'm just concerned it''s gonna end up in my vagina again I'm sooo sure this one is mine!!! I swear I've said this before to someone in reference to CBG but can't remember who.
Jersey for the win!
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